February 22nd, 2012

Lauren: I've decided to give up wearing real pants for lent because Jesus didn't wear real pants, so why should I?


Rachel: *poking Lauren in the face with a piece of paper*
Lauren: What are you doing?

Rachel: I want to stick this in your ear. 

Rachel:  "narrator: and next, a performance that gets Adam out of his seat.
 me: I'll give him a performance that gets him out of his seat...omg did I just say that out loud?"


Lauren: One is the loneliest number.
Rachel: that's what I think to myself alone in 247 every tues/thurs.


Rachel: one of the saddest things ever in my life is coming to work and seeing the remnants of what was once a delicious cake in the trash. missed it by that much

February 2nd, 2012

Rachel: "‎"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, 'You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." George Carlin"

lauren: p.s. - I just found out who Sterling Johnson is
p.p.s. - Now that I know who he is, I've decided to call him Sterling "Cool cat" Johnson. Mostly because I like his jazzy hat, it's got class and sass written all over it.