Lauren: I'm bringing my Queen bed to school, more opportunities to snuggle.
Rachel: I would love to snuggle with you, especially since I know you won't impregnate me.
Lauren: I found a documentary on dinosaur sex!!
Rachel: It's been 10 years since I've seen you.
Lauren: Two weeks I think.
Rachel: So...10 years.
Rachel: I'm going to drag you to Chicago with me. We can go to Froyo and have real jobs and go shopping...
Lauren: I can be an inner city school teacher and risk being jumped every time I go to work. At least there are a million Starbucks there.
Lauren: I probably wouldn't know I was pregnant because I already pee every five minutes.
Lauren: Would you still love me if I didn't know I was pregnant?
Rachel: Yes, but you would have to give your baby away.
Lauren: Do you think I would survive in the ghetto?
Lauren: I love my cousin Lindsay, we're pretty weird but it's okay.
Rachel: She's giving our awkward relationship a run for its money.
