Rachel: "He smiles too much, at inappropriate times."
Lauren: "He laughs like a Hyaena with underdeveloped vocal chords."
Rachel: "He doesn't know how to read a newspaper."
Lauren: "He doesn't know how to function as a part of society."
Rachel: "We had a conversation and it concluded with 'Coulda had lunch, but that would mean a narcoleptic seizure."
Lauren: "Ummmm"
Rachel: "Yeah I was like 'Okay, well...I hope you live."
Lauren: "What happened to everyone here this Summer? There must have been a case of 'bat-shit crazy' going around."
Lauren: "We need to see hotel Transylvania ASAP"
Rachel: "You just want to see the wolf lick his nose."
Rachel: "Ermergherd terrnis behrl!"
Lauren: "Ghert der bherl!"
Rachel: "LMAO. Bing wants to translate that for me."
Rachel: "Jaysus"
Rachel: "Lauren, we should drink wine more often. *Belchhhhh*"
Lauren: "I have not had caffeine in THREE DAYS. I am dying. This is what dying feels like."
Rachel: "He is dressed in a jazzy purple paisley shirt that's unbutton'd rather low, his chest hair is poking out, and he's adorned with a classy golden necklace. wtf?"
Lauren: "Hot tub time machine back to the 70's?"
Lauren: "So, I just put on real pants..."
Rachel: "Everything is going to be alright."
Lauren: "So constricting...."
Lauren: "So he came in and said 'Trip or Treat' and I corrected him saying 'Trick or treat.' He then proceeded to tell me about his first Halloween in America and how he was frightened by the kids in costumes and didn't know what they wanted from him."
Lauren: "Hold on, I'll watch it later. Rachel and I are laughing at ourselves."
