Thursday, November 8, 2012

November 8, 2012

Rachel: "I should kiss that bitch. Bitches love kisses."

Rachel: "...and this is where we are getting married, northern Finland. I'll wear a tux made out of beaver pelt and you can wear an Eskimo dress." 
Lauren: "I would rather get married in Hell than in the arctic."

Lauren: "You cannot turn into that. This isn't 'Leave it to effing Beaver.'"

Rachel: "Chocolate milk, syrup, and two bottles of wine. Yup, the gang is all here."

Rachel: "Bitch, DO NOT get between my money and my food. I will run you over!"