Rachel recently encountered a Facebook creeper. This is their conversation, minus names of course.
Creeper: So I see that you know one of my best friends, very cool. I am coming up to Mount Pleasant this weekend and would like to get to know you better, are you down for lunch/dinner sometime this weekend?
Rachel: Humor me - for curiosity's sake, what made you want to get to know me?
Creeper:
One, I teach the horse riding merit badge for the Boy Scouts.
Two, I go to CMU, just like you.
Three, you know my best friend, which means you've got a level head.
Four, you are not in my social circle.
Five, you like slushies and walks on the beach, just like me.
Six, you don't enjoy math.
Seven, ...need I go on?
This is us, talking about the creeper mentioned above:
Rachel: I literally can't stop laughing right now half of me is intensely creeped out
- and the other half wants to tell him to meet me at Kaya so I can investigate this weirdo
Lauren: I mean who is he? Does he have a violent past?How about a record? Does he use drugs? These are things you need to ask. he hates math, but his minor is mathematics.
Rachel: He is full of contradictions.
Lauren: Like Starburst. Juicy, yet solid.
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