Friday August 3rd, 2012

Rachel: "I got a full sized mattress." 
Lauren: "Awesome."
Rachel: "Mostly so we can sleep together."


Rachel: "My favorite part was the part where you listed everything you hate about that person, and then told them."


Lauren: "I was informed that I tried taking my pants off. I don't like wearing pants when I'm sober, why would I when I'm not?"


Lauren: "I hate it when Hitler steals my nutella."


Rachel: "Every time I have a bad day, I look at our blog and laugh until I snort."
Lauren: "It doesn't take long for you to snort."


Lauren: "I thought that maybe we could name our second dog 'Nubby'."

Special Coast Guard Festival Quotes Edition 

Rachel: *Singing some catchy tune*
Lauren: *Channeling inner Phantom of the Opera*.... "Sing for me my angel! Sing for me!!!."
Rachel: *Breaks into opera*


Tourist: "Why is it so busy down here?"
Rachel: (Rather loudly) "It's Coast Guard Festival, dumbass."


Tourist: "Are the fireworks tonight?"
Rachel: "No, they're Saturday. We are just saving a spot."
Tourist: "Should have brought a tent."
Rachel: "We just have to sit here until Midnight, why would anyone camp out for fireworks?....Dumbass."


Lauren: "I think our blanket neighbors are saving their blanket with stakes. You can't do that. It's illegal. I hope the blanket police take their stuff."
Rachel: "I'm sitting over here like 'I love Coast Guard and fireworks.' You're like 'I hope everyone dies and gets their blankets taken and dreams crushed.'"

July 20th, 2012

Rachel: "You're going to marry a doctor. It's settled. That's how your life works. Oh the irony." 


Lauren: "We should commandeer a ship."
Rachel: "We should become pirates of the Great Lakes. We could steal people's gold and in the Winter we can just live in our big house because we're pirates and we're rich."
Lauren: "We should bring our pug with us."
Rachel: "We can dress him up as a pirate too."


Lauren: "So if I magically become asian, and criss-cross my eyeballs, my chances of finding a decent guy will automatically increase?"
Rachel: "Precisely."

Thursday July 12th, 2012

Lauren: "He acted like Jaxi (Rachel's dog) when she sees other dogs."


Lauren: "It's like a 14 year old girl trapped inside an aging man's body."
Rachel: "It's called being a little bitch."


Lauren: "Boys were put on this planet to eat boogers and out tool bag each-other and somewhere along the way one met a woman and stopped and said hey...what happens if I do this! Out popped a kid and the craze caught on. Everyone wants a kid, they're the designer dogs of the B.C era.