Rachel: "You're going to marry a doctor. It's settled. That's how your life works. Oh the irony."
Lauren: "We should commandeer a ship."
Rachel: "We should become pirates of the Great Lakes. We could steal people's gold and in the Winter we can just live in our big house because we're pirates and we're rich."
Lauren: "We should bring our pug with us."
Rachel: "We can dress him up as a pirate too."
Lauren: "So if I magically become asian, and criss-cross my eyeballs, my chances of finding a decent guy will automatically increase?"
Rachel: "Precisely."
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