September 5th, 2012

Rachel: "We should put something cool in here." *Opens up small storage compartment on the futon.*.... "Like a gun."

Rachel: "I like it when you watch tennis and yell at the television."
Lauren: "Thanks?"
Rachel: "I like you."

Rachel: "Who does he think he is? We only get free food when you or I request it. It doesn't fall out of the sky."

*Professor Sugar plum: "What happened to your arm?"
Lauren: "Dance injury and stuff."
*Professor Sugar plum: "Is it going to get better?"
Lauren: "No, it's getting amputated tomorrow. I'm going to have a nub. You can call me nub girl from there on out."
*Professor Sugar plum: "That's unfortunate. It's going to be really hard for you to work."
Lauren: "I've come to terms with it."


* - Names have been changed to preserve whatever dignity said person has left.

September 1st, 2012

Rachel: I want you to become really good at archery. Then we can sit on Megan and Emily's balcony, drink, and shoot people.

Rachel: It's funny because they're both fat!

Lauren/Rachel/Emily/Megan: BOOM *Insert any object here*

Lauren: This song isn't about whistling...

Rachel: Did you know that the name Oberon comes from 'A Midsummer Night's Dream'? He's the king of the fairies. 
Lauren: I know Avogadro's number.