Rachel: "We should put something cool in here." *Opens up small storage compartment on the futon.*.... "Like a gun."
Rachel: "I like it when you watch tennis and yell at the television."
Lauren: "Thanks?"
Rachel: "I like you."
Rachel: "Who does he think he is? We only get free food when you or I request it. It doesn't fall out of the sky."
*Professor Sugar plum: "What happened to your arm?"
Lauren: "Dance injury and stuff."
*Professor Sugar plum: "Is it going to get better?"
Lauren: "No, it's getting amputated tomorrow. I'm going to have a nub. You can call me nub girl from there on out."
*Professor Sugar plum: "That's unfortunate. It's going to be really hard for you to work."
Lauren: "I've come to terms with it."
* - Names have been changed to preserve whatever dignity said person has left.
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