February 22nd, 2012

Lauren: I've decided to give up wearing real pants for lent because Jesus didn't wear real pants, so why should I?


Rachel: *poking Lauren in the face with a piece of paper*
Lauren: What are you doing?

Rachel: I want to stick this in your ear. 

Rachel:  "narrator: and next, a performance that gets Adam out of his seat.
 me: I'll give him a performance that gets him out of his seat...omg did I just say that out loud?"


Lauren: One is the loneliest number.
Rachel: that's what I think to myself alone in 247 every tues/thurs.


Rachel: one of the saddest things ever in my life is coming to work and seeing the remnants of what was once a delicious cake in the trash. missed it by that much

February 2nd, 2012

Rachel: "‎"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, 'You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." George Carlin"

lauren: p.s. - I just found out who Sterling Johnson is
p.p.s. - Now that I know who he is, I've decided to call him Sterling "Cool cat" Johnson. Mostly because I like his jazzy hat, it's got class and sass written all over it.

January 25th, 2012

Rachel recently encountered a Facebook creeper. This is their conversation, minus names of course. 

Creeper: So I see that you know one of my best friends, very cool. I am coming up to Mount Pleasant this weekend and would like to get to know you better, are you down for lunch/dinner sometime this weekend?

Rachel: Humor me - for curiosity's sake, what made you want to get to know me?

Creeper: 

One, I teach the horse riding merit badge for the Boy Scouts. 

Two, I go to CMU, just like you. 

Three, you know my best friend, which means you've got a level head. 

Four, you are not in my social circle.

Five, you like slushies and walks on the beach, just like me. 

Six, you don't enjoy math. 

Seven, ...need I go on?

This is us, talking about the creeper mentioned above:

Rachel: I literally can't stop laughing right now half of me is intensely creeped out

• and the other half wants to tell him to meet me at Kaya so I can investigate this weirdo
  
  
  Lauren: I mean who is he? Does he have a violent past?How about a record? Does he use drugs? These are things you need to ask. he hates math, but his minor is mathematics.
  
  
  Rachel: He is full of contradictions. 
  
  
  Lauren: Like Starburst. Juicy, yet solid. 
  
  

January 18th, 2012

Lauren: I'm so glad that we are best friends

Rachel: because I'm bringing you a box? I'll take the weather into account and bring you a tarp too

Lauren: Well I haven't relapsed yet give it a week. Plus I have $50+ in Starbucks gift cards. Now I'm convinced you just want a homeless friend so that you can brag to all your other friends that you have a homeless friend.

Rachel: hahaha I have $30 in gift cards so I'm set for a bit as well. and that may be a factor but my desire to make a fort in your living room is warring with the homeless thing.

Lauren: Best part about today: Not only does Stewart walk in with an owl drawn on his cup of coffee, the barista drew 4 other birds as well, labeling the drawing "Bird World."

Rachel: hahaha!! he has a secret ornithologist admirer!

Lauren: "I've decided to ignore the fact that the squirrel I encountered on the sidewalk was making mating calls towards me and move on with my day."

January 17th, 2012

Rachel: wake up, my leg is wet...

Lauren: I saw a kid sitting underneath the stairs in the EHS and named him "The Stair Troll".

Rachel: I was walking down the hall and walked into a cloud of fart, naming the guy in front of me "Fartmaster". 

January 16th, 2012

Rachel: "Wanna do something this week?"

Me: "Do you even have to ask?"

Rachel: "I want to build a fort...."

November 9th-November 29th

Lauren: Occupy Mt. Pleasant, almost as significant as occupy Wallstreet but our riots actually include pitchforks...because we're farmers.

Lauren: I'm going to build a menorah for our office

Rachel:  well I am pretty much lord and master over your notifications.

Lauren: No really!! he's all hunched over wearing a windbreaker and a babushka. with his helmet over it.

Lauren: "I don't know if I should do my hair or not...I'm really lazy but I don't want to look like poop in pictures"
Rachel: ...."I slept with my mouth open"

Rachel: "I'm going to drink apple cider in my Christmas mug"
Lauren: "I hate apple cider"
Rachel: "that's sad"
Lauren: "...just like I hate you"