Rachel: I'm here til one simultaneously brainstorming for my anthropological critical approach to The House of Mirth and entering names in the database. Translation: party.
Lauren: I can help you brainstorm!!!! Translation: shenanigans.
Rachel: http://imgur.com/gallery/DUpsH us someday when we have families. Or rather, when you have a happy, well-adjusted family and invite me to be in pictures because I am pathetically forever alone.
Lauren: This is fantastc! Don't worry, I already plan on you living with me until we die.
Rachel: It's awkward though because I got that from the profile of "Peeta's Fake Leg" on twitter.
Lauren: You need to grow a beard and develop a bad habit so I can tote you around as my best friend, Haymitch.
Rachel: Give me a few years before I'm your alcoholic accessory.
Lauren: Alrighty! What glorious adventure shall we embark upon?
Rachel: no idea. preferably something that is free. I am poor.
Lauren: We could pillage and burn CMU.
Rachel: Right about now that sounds absolutely fantastic. while we're at it let's find out where they keep a stash of money and take it al.
Lauren: I hear they have underground tunnels. I bet that's where the hipster professors hangout.
Rachel: (Expressing her desire to work at Coldstone) I would sing and tap dance the shit out of that place.
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