Lauren: Does [Professor Whirly-tits] think he's like a Hollister model? Will we be seeing a half-naked [Professor Whirly-tits] on our shopping bags for their Spring collection?
Lauren: Have you ever wondered if the reason the world is ending in December is because we're going to be living together and the universe will most likely implode?
Rachel: "Finnick is Our Sexy Sugarcubes Boy" is trending on twitter. Best.Topic.Ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rachel: was seriously considering pinning a picture of shirtless Italian soccer players to my "r&l apartment" board on pinterest. I thought they could sleep on the deck..
Lauren: Or inside...we do have a futon and from what I've gathered we're pretty good cooks as well. Shirtless Italian soccer players outside < shirtless Italian soccer players inside. Plus, why would we want them on the porch for everyone else to look at?
Rachel: All good points. Inside it is.
Rachel: somewhat cute boy taking a test in PSC this morning. problem: he smells. Just my luck.
Lauren: I hate that. What happened to proper hygiene. Have guys not jumped on the hair conditioner and body wash train yet?There is a reason to why these things exist.
Rachel: it's called: GIRLS ARE NOT ATTRACTED TO THE STANK.
Lauren: I think Prince Eric is a sexy beast.
Rachel: If Prince Phillip was real I would date him so hard and marry the shit out of him.
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